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Betfair Great Posts
last night my boss..........
theswagbag 15 Apr 20:38 Recently I've found myself wanting in the
reddies department, solely due to Betfair. This has caused me to do
something I know deeply regret. My Boss made it clear to me quite
sometime ago that he wanted more than a working relationship.
Recently he found out about my gambling troubles due to me leaving
my PC on at lunch and uncovering my £500 matched bet on some old
dirtbox at Market Rasen. He sat me down for a chat and explained
that all my troubles could disapear with one slick movement of my
flies. After consideration and study of my bet history there was
only one decision I could make......I had to take that beast and
ride it like I was on a shorty in the Broklesby. It is safe to say
my account is now solvent but my rectum has been puntured. This is a
warning to you all, as you too could be sat here in a travel lodge,
wishing you had never laid Barney Curley gamble to be placed. Good
luck, happy punting brothers.
canaryboy 15 Apr 20:39 i bet you loved it really johnn 15 Apr
20:39 WFM. Jayco 15 Apr 20:39 you sl ag each way 15 Apr 20:40 ok
film slow , but ok.. canaryboy 15 Apr 20:41 wtf? each way 15 Apr
20:41 lololol.. wrong thread.. ew :) :) Gravitational Pull II 15 Apr
20:41 thats what you get for trading without pictures... each way 15
Apr 20:42 even funnier reading back.. ew :) :) :) cardifffc 15 Apr
20:42 very funny redbag 15 Apr 20:44 ROFPMSL@ EW :^0 :^0 Jayco 15
Apr 20:44 he can take £500 out of my ar$e if he wants but i am not
lowering my standards and staying in a travelodge each way 15 Apr
20:44 yeah me two redbag , classic co ck up.. theswagbag 15 Apr
20:49 i gather from your comments you feel im having a laugh but i
can asure you im not. i didnt want to bore you with all the details.
I remember like it was yesterday when i heard it was hock deep at
uttoxeter and to go over the distances @ 37.5 and it all went wrong.
made up 12. i was sat in the back of his fiat punto gobbling that
veiney bangstick like the clappers until i got my crackle back. take
it serious im in a bad way! got no doe for the trap challenge
tomorrow to get me out of this evil mess! missjones 15 Apr 20:50 :D
kallisking 15 Apr 20:51 thread of the year imo el duderino 15 Apr
20:53 Worst. Thread. Ever. jace 15 Apr 20:56 A good honest fred.
Pricewise Muppet 15 Apr 21:05 Let GA know. If this doesn't put off
losing gamblers, nothing will! keithstarwaxa 15 Apr 21:08 proper
*****. how much did he give you? lord flash 15 Apr 21:09 so to get
this straight. ur male? ur boss is male? u took c o c k 4 money?
theswagbag 15 Apr 21:09 my life appears to be a joke.. hahaha laying
down having a dirty greasy man enjoy you because you fancy one
strong in the first at towcester that in hindsight due to breeding
wouldnt stay 2mile 2 in a taxi is harder to swallow than a gobful of
his able (seamen) deptfordram 15 Apr 21:10 i just cant believe this
story lilo rumpo 15 Apr 21:10 did you have whats known in the trade
as a "reverse forecast?" deptfordram 15 Apr 21:11 or do it
each way lord flash 15 Apr 21:11 get pics and blackmail him is he
married?? deptfordram 15 Apr 21:11 or any to come rugged river 15
Apr 21:12 this punting game is hard work!!!!!! one in the hands
worth two hand shandies in the back of a punto by the sounds
keithstarwaxa 15 Apr 21:12 Had on you're a bloke? golan 15 Apr 21:14
One up the bum..........no harm done. Never believed that maxim
either. larrence 15 Apr 21:14 Do you want to know a real jinx , i
was listening to this tune, saw a thread on greyhound forum and
found this thread "LAST NIGHT"!! (Spooky, glad i am a
busker and have no boss!!). Tune :- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewZWYm6Dtnk&mode=related&search=
ps - No word of a lie about the tune!! GL, All the best and take
care, Larr. lilo rumpo 15 Apr 21:15 by next years grand national i
reckon he'd have swallowed more seamen than the bermuda triangle
Live Forever 15 Apr 21:16 Funny thread. Well done. lilo rumpo 15 Apr
21:16 pmsl larrence larrence 15 Apr 21:17 lilo , true m8, uncanny (i
am not the boss remember!!). theswagbag 15 Apr 21:17 yes im glad
people are seeing my side and before everyone starts saying im a
shirtlifter im not. I was hoping to be a pro punter by the end of
the year and it hasnt gone to plan so im stuck in an awkward
situation getting drilled every thursday when his wifes at self
defense classes. All i want to do is get my bank up so i can lay 1 a
race and make enough to survive even at the cost of my dignity
rugged river 15 Apr 21:18 is this story for real??? lord flash 15
Apr 21:19 go on the game then easy money golan 15 Apr 21:19 Get your
back up more like....................or backside to be precise. lord
flash 15 Apr 21:20 the swagbag has been a member for 12 days........
LIAR keithstarwaxa 15 Apr 21:20 I;d rather top myself then take one
me you cabbages puff have some self respect. Can't believe this is
real. alun2005 15 Apr 21:22 I reckon there could be a queue of 1.01
backer muggs outside Travelodges soon. theswagbag 15 Apr 21:22 why
am i lying friend?? im sat here dabbing my arse hole with frozen
cotton wool and your calling me a liar. thats nasty and now i feel
even worse. but on a brighter note ive got one to get on early
tomorrow and lay in running while the boss slips in and out of me at
a suicidal pace deejayric 15 Apr 21:23 keithstarwaxa 15 Apr 21:20
I;d rather top myself then take one me you ******* puff have some
self respect. :^0 larrence 15 Apr 21:24 theswag, just threaten to
tell his wife m8, get your payrises that way, your better than that,
if not give up betting it is taking you up the wrong direction.
GL, Larr. deejayric 15 Apr 21:25 theswagbag: a failed novelist
imo Cutthroatjake 15 Apr 21:26 a serious question,,,was you a virgin
in the anal dept,,before this sacrafice???? larrence 15 Apr 21:30
Has anyone else got any stories about bosses on this thread ??
(hopefully bosses with large chicken b r e a s t s and mint!!).
watchit 15 Apr 21:32 swagbag always make sure you practise safe sex
larrence 15 Apr 21:36 swag , is your boss from cork ?? theswagbag 15
Apr 21:36 I've just had a call from my boss who has said he is happy
to wire another 3 ton over for tommorrows action as his coleague
Winston from the Milton Keynes branch is coming to the office
tommorrow for some fun. Ive got a bad feeling that he my boss was
just the starter and the main course is on its way. I seriously need
some strong info for tommorrows cards or my walking and dancing days
are over. keithstarwaxa 15 Apr 21:39 How much do you owe exactly?
theswagbag 15 Apr 21:40 the best part of 12 ton and i owe my jacksy
a lifes time of forgiveness .08 15 Apr 21:52 sounds like bet ra-pe
.08 15 Apr 21:54 u need counciling theswagbag 15 Apr 21:58 I know I
do but i feel its too late for that. Who will be laughing tommorrow
when ill have Winston hanging out the back of me and my my boss
cocking my jaw whils trying to decide whether to go over or under
the multi mutts at Monmore in the morning. I hate this life ive
created for myself. Sir W?rwick Hünt © 15 Apr 21:59 four cough
with your sh!te...watt b0ll0xx casemoney 16 Apr 08:26 I know a bloke
called winston ,if its him u will be on overtime mate . champagne
charlie 16 Apr 09:00 ew a pleasure the mug 16 Apr 09:17 people are
either ridiculing or slagging at this poor mans position ...surely
sympathy is at order on this occassion ....being entered up the rear
passage because of a gambling addiction is a very sad occurence ...
keithstarwaxa 16 Apr 09:19
javascript:top.Spawn.spawn('responsibleGambling','GRGL') NonVintage
16 Apr 10:03 can't say i fancy your 'all-ways trio' much... .08 16
Apr 10:11 in honest truth--its better up the jacksy than tougues
down the throat NonVintage 16 Apr 10:18 yah - kissing with tougues
is nasty... Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane 16 Apr 10:19 reckon the boss
must be called louis.... problem with getting involved with
gambling.....
as u will find out later... you winston, you louis some..... MR.
HAT 16 Apr 11:02 Why don't you call Ocean Finance? The adverts on
television look very good! rugged river 16 Apr 12:43 Any luck with
the Bags swag or is Winston having his wicked way with you? Come by
Chance 16 Apr 12:48 you cunce are fucken sick, a fucken sickly
thread imo. theswagbag 16 Apr 14:04 iam sick!!! just had a bottle
(200) on a hound banged out , went 4 clear to get nabbed on the
jamstick!!! finished me, now im going to be getting the jamstick!
monies money one chance left had a 80 on one in the 2nd need this
otherwise im for the cumberland rugged river 16 Apr 14:15 what a
story hats of sir ewestham1 16 Apr 14:44 only one way to regain any
self respect. top yerself. for crying out loud. MR. HAT 16 Apr 14:45
Are you sure you don't like it - just a little bit? .08 16 Apr 14:49
im posting you a pillow first-class MR. HAT 16 Apr 14:49 is that for
him to sit on or bite?! ewestham1 16 Apr 14:50 send him a noose MR.
HAT 16 Apr 14:52 he might get extra for that. especially with an
orange in his mouth and tights over his head. ewestham1 16 Apr 14:59
mr hat your have a very sick sense of humour.pmsl starr 16 Apr 19:22
if you only owe 12 ton , your not that sick that you cant get better
,with a bit of bed rest, and a week away in the sun you should be
rolling in it, head down and bottoms up, theswagbag 16 Apr 19:23
read my new post Acilles 16 Apr 20:28 LOL. Great post - you
fruitcake! FatBoySlim 16 Apr 23:35 Thread of the year GG....Wottabart
the "Challenge"?? DIMIS IREGULAR BOWEL MOVEMENTS 07 Apr
22:19 PMSL :^0 Zola's Back Heel 07 Apr 22:51 And I thought betting
only sucked. collywobble 07 Apr 23:06 Nearly split my sides laughing
at swag's posts. Brilliant. Max and Paddy 07 Apr 23:20 theswagbag 15
Apr 21:09 laying down having a dirty greasy man enjoy you because
you fancy one strong in the first at towcester that in hindsight due
to breeding wouldnt stay 2mile 2 in a taxi is harder to swallow than
a gobful of his able (seamen) Move over, Shakespeare... Invisible
Knave 07 Apr 23:26 class...finally something worth reading on chit
chat dk1986 07 Apr 23:41 otherwise im for the cumberland :^0
Quality. DIMIS IREGULAR BOWEL MOVEMENTS 08 Apr 00:18 my account is
now solvent but my rectum has been puntured :^0 theguesser 08 Apr
08:54 care to post a link for vacancies; had a bad Aintree dk1986 08
May 16:54 so im stuck in an awkward situation getting drilled every
thursday when his wifes at self defense classes. I really hope every
detail of this was true. I'm gonna note the author of this thread
for the future, for when I need a belly laugh :) dk1986 08 May 16:55
Only a month has passed... Feels like a lot longer.
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